Hail to the King
Insert your no-go area of choice, but there was always a clear winner here in East Anglia.
So I saw a trailer for a film called Tusk, a movie which appears to have been created mostly as a joke. As near as the trailer tells, it is about a crazy old man who wants to turn a captive reporter into a walrus. I can’t help but be reminded of Kyle’s dad’s dolphinoplasty in South Park – this looks like it will have a rather more disturbing tinge to it, although would presumably result in a similar lack of aquatic ability for the patient.